Home Appliances: Fast Fashion meets Planned Obsolescence

Home Appliances: Fast Fashion meets Planned Obsolescence

“What do you mean they don’t make the parts for the oven when it is older than 8 years old?”

“Well, at that point most people want to redecorate their kitchens and there is something better on the market.”

“You mean you are selling me an oven that will only last 6 years?”

“Yes. What card would you like to use?”

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Homesteading Middles: Unveiling Ferns + Cutting Sweetgrass = Slowing Down

Homesteading Middles: Unveiling Ferns + Cutting Sweetgrass = Slowing Down

I was once in the audience for a panel of diary farmers. ”It used to take 6 weeks to harvest hay and bring it into the barn. Now with machinery, it can be done in a day and a half. The funny thing is, it is not as though I am sitting twiddling my thumbs for the extra five and a half weeks that I used to take haying.”

I was thinking about this recently when mowing around bits of fern pushing forth in the grass. I will come back later with the grass shears and unveil the rest of them.

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Homesteading Middles: The Year of the Caterpillar

Homesteading Middles: The Year of the Caterpillar

Earlier this month there was a missive from Bean’s school. As the Hudson Valley deals with the deluge of spongy moth caterpillar, small dark caterpillars that can cause skin irritations… students will be kept off blacktops and playgrounds to limit the chances of exposure.

I was flummoxed. Spongy moth caterpillars?* Falling from the sky? Two days later in the soccer fields I continually picked off 1/2 inch long black wiggles from skin, clothing, bag, water bottle, chair, other people’s shirts, etc. They are falling from a clear sky and I am at least 300 yards from the tree line. What in the world?!

And both children broke out in itchy hives wherever one lingered too long on bare skin.

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Homesteading Middles: Juicing Apples

Homesteading Middles: Juicing Apples

“It’s crazy! They take out the pits! They take out the seeds! It is delicious! It is so good!” Dragon sipped fresh juice as the machine whirred on its next batch.

“Tell me why you like making apple juice.”

“It’s fun watching.” Dragon put down his glass and stood on a stool assuming his observing stance - hands on knees, all the better to peer into the moving parts of the juicing machine.

“Because it is fun looking at this.” Bean pointed to the extruding pulp/skin/seeds from the rotating arm. She pushed the plunger down. “I like doing this.”

“I like the watching the stuff - the detritus coming out.”

English Major Momma point!

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Homesteading Middles: The Marvel of Growth

Homesteading Middles: The Marvel of Growth

This seems apparent to note - but plants, like children, change.

Like well cared for children, well cared for plants grow with vigor and joy.

Like curious courageous children, plants do not like staying within lines, following other’s ideas of decorum and placement.

In other words, my new favorite toy is an electric hedge trimmer.

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Letter to my children: Pocket Peas, Black Caps, and Baby Chickens

Letter to my children: Pocket Peas, Black Caps, and Baby Chickens

“Didn’t you pick peas for dinner?”

“OOOOoohhhhh, right.” Dragon reached into his pocket and started pulling out handfuls. “I did pick them, and I forgot.”

3 peas were palmed onto the counter. 4 more peas were placed on top. Handful by grubby handful, peas appeared.

I looked at our dinner guests and started laughing, “would anyone like some pocket peas?”

Surprisingly, everyone but the family declined to eat pocket peas. Ah well.

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Homesteading Middles: Fall Cleanup

Homesteading Middles: Fall Cleanup

“I am sorry my beloved, but I can’t play with you, I need to get this done.”

“But WHY?!! I don’t want to do this anymore! This machine is too loud.”

“My dearest Dragon, winter is coming* and we have no choice. We need this wood to stay warm when it gets cold.”

Winter is coming and, like the ant, we must prepare.

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